3tablespoonsdiced pickled jalapenosfrom 4-ounce can, more or less to taste
1cupcilantrochopped, measure before chopping
2cupsMexican cheese blend
3cupsshredded iceberg lettuce
2avocadosripe but slightly firm, chopped, optional
1 9.5oz.bag Nacho Doritoscrushed
3/4cupmayonnaise
3/4cupsour creammay sub Greek yogurt
1/4cupmedium salsa
1/4cupketchup
1/4cupred wine vinegar
2tablespoonssugar
1tablespoonchili powder
1 ½teaspoonsgarlic powder
1 ½teaspoonsonion powder
1teaspoonground cumin
1/2teaspoonsmoked paprika
1/2teaspoondried oregano
1/4teaspooncayenne pepper
Salt and pepper
Instructions
Whisk together all of the Dressing ingredients in a medium bowl; refrigerate.
Cook pasta in salted water according to package directions until al dente. Rinse with cold water and drain. Add to a very large serving bowl and toss with a drizzle of olive oil.
Brown the meat in a large skillet over medium heat. Drain off excess grease. Stir in all of the spices, followed by 2 tablespoons water and green chilies. Set aside to cool while you chop your veggies.
Add the beef and the pasta salad ingredients to the pasta (beans through the cheese blend).
If serving immediately: Proceed to add the avocados and lettuce. Toss with all of the dressing. Add the Doritos right before serving and toss again. Season to taste. If you expect leftovers, you may want to hold the Doritos and let everyone add them to their own servings; they will lose their crunch fairly quickly.
If not serving immediately: Hold the lettuce, avocados, and Doritos. Toss the pasta salad with HALF of the dressing, cover, and refrigerate. Bring the pasta salad to room temperature before serving by letting it sit on the counter for 30 minutes or so. When ready to serve, add the lettuce, avocados, and Doritos. Toss with the remaining dressing. Season to taste. If you expect leftovers, you may want to hold the Doritos and let everyone add them to their own servings; they will lose their crunch fairly quickly.